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50+ Short Funny Stories That Will Crack You Up In 60 Seconds

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50+ Short Funny Stories That Will Crack You Up In 60 Seconds 50+ Short Funny Stories That Will Crack You Up In 60 Seconds -  PART - I 50+ Short Funny Stories That Will Crack You Up In 60 Seconds -  PART - II 50+ Short Funny Stories That Will Crack You Up In 60 Seconds -  PART - III 50+ Short Funny Stories That Will Crack You Up In 60 Seconds -  PART - IV 39 . First phone accident : When I was in the 6th grade my parents decided I should get my first cell phone because I was going to middle school now and things were different. It was a pink little slide phone where you’d slide it sideways and have the texting keyboard and all. I took decent care of my phone and never needed a replacement. Well, flash forward to Memorial Day weekend. My family and another family went camping up in Pennsylvania for the weekend. Well, one of the days we were up there my buddy, Oliver, and I decided to take the kayaks out on the lake. Genius me, decided she wanted...

50+ Short Funny Stories That Will Crack You Up In 60 Seconds

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50+ Short Funny Stories That Will Crack You Up In 60 Seconds 50+ Short Funny Stories That Will Crack You Up In 60 Seconds -  PART - I 50+ Short Funny Stories That Will Crack You Up In 60 Seconds -  PART - II 50+ Short Funny Stories That Will Crack You Up In 60 Seconds -  PART - III 50+ Short Funny Stories That Will Crack You Up In 60 Seconds -  PART - IV 26 . Sporting goods : So I have this health teacher who is really insane about exercise. This woman has done ironman triathlons, and talks about going to the YMCA at 5:00am. Yeah she’s crazy. Basically we have this project to pick a health goal to do for a month. Things like drinking water or doing squats. For that you need some motivation so we were talking about physical things to reward ourselves with. She decided to tell us about her sporting goods fetish, where she goes into a store and buys a bunch of gear like they were books. In the middle of this she suddenly goes, “I really like...

50+ Short Funny Stories That Will Crack You Up In 60 Seconds

50+ Short Funny Stories That Will Crack You Up In 60 Seconds -  PART - I 50+ Short Funny Stories That Will Crack You Up In 60 Seconds -  PART - II 50+ Short Funny Stories That Will Crack You Up In 60 Seconds -  PART - III 50+ Short Funny Stories That Will Crack You Up In 60 Seconds -  PART - IV 14 . Victoria’s no longer a secret : So my oldest brother Ethan doesn’t like wearing pants while at home, he wears boxers (because he’s a gentleman) but REFUSES to wear pants. So one day we’re all just chilling on the couch when Ethan comes in wearing his boxers. My younger brother Eric asks if he can take off his pants too and Ethan says yeah, just make sure you have clean underwear on. Eric leaves the room, goes upstairs, comes back 3 or 4 minutes later without pants in my underwear, and not just any underwear; Victoria’s Secret, MY VICTORIA’S SECRET (only girl in the family). Ethan is laughing his ass off, Nate (next oldest brother) is roll...

50+ Short Funny Stories That Will Crack You Up In 60 Seconds

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50+ Short Funny Stories That Will Crack You Up In 60 Seconds 50+ Short Funny Stories That Will Crack You Up In 60 Seconds -  PART - I 50+ Short Funny Stories That Will Crack You Up In 60 Seconds -  PART - II 50+ Short Funny Stories That Will Crack You Up In 60 Seconds -  PART - III 50+ Short Funny Stories That Will Crack You Up In 60 Seconds -  PART - IV LOL as you read all these funny short stories. 1 . Now that’s what I call stupid : In my junior year of high school, this guy asked me on a date. He rented a Redbox movie and made a pizza. We were watching the movie and the oven beeped so the pizza was done. He looked me dead in the eye and said, “This is the worst part.” I then watched this boy open the oven and pull the pizza out with his bare hands, rack and all, screaming at the top of his lungs. We never had a second date. 2 . The fake report card : I failed the first quarter of a class in middle school, so I made a fake report ca...